The Rangers – shut out 2-0 in Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Final by Tampa Bay (the Lightning also blanked the Blueshirts by the same score in Game 5 at MSG)

FIFA & Sepp Blatter - less than 72 hours after nine of its officials were indicted on bribery, wire fraud, and money-laundering charges, the governing body re-elected its president to a fifth term -- then, just 5 days later, he announced his resignation

Jack Warner – the FIFA vice president cited a fake headline from The Onion as "proof" that the indicted were unfairly accused

Andrew Cashner (San Diego Padres) & Noah Syndergaard (Mets) - on consecutive nights, became the only 2 MLB starting pitchers since 1900 to last fewer than 5 innings while allowing 10 or more hits and recording 10 or more strikeouts

Giancarlo Stanton – the Miami Marlins outfielder was called out on social media by teammate Dee Gordon & former Yankees pitcher Brandon McCarthy, among others, for eating a Kit Kat bar incorrectly (chomping on all 4 strips simultaneously instead of breaking each one off)

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