What is the best Chuck Norris joke/fact?
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra and after five days of excruciating pain… the cobra died.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it is just afraid to move.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Chuck Norris stories.
When Chuck Norris was born, he slapped the midwife and made HER cry.
While learning CPR, Chuck Norris brought the dummy to life.
He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris, it's definitely his last laugh.
When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
When the zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris once fought superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
When the Hulk gets really mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
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