Here are our five favorite October captions! Now you choose the winner. The winning caption will appear in an upcoming edition of MPR. (poll 9868554)

Here are our five favorite October captions! Now you choose the winner. The winning caption will appear in an upcoming edition of MPR.

Oh good. my phlebotomist called in sick today. — Niral Patel, OMS IV

For the last time Mr. Dracula, we're not that type of bank. We don't do withdrawals. — Evelyn, R. MD

What do you mean 'give' blood? — Gary Bartee, RPh

You have no pulse, a cavity is the least of your problems. — Sergey Kachur, MD

Doc, I have decided to start eating healthier – just vegetarians. — Jane Pederson, MD, MS

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