Here is all you need to understand why this is a travesty. Think of these two as your friends. You see them together out in public and go to greet them. Which name is the one that stops you in your tracks because every time you hear it you automatically question how any parent could choose that for the child they are supposed to love and nurture? "Hey, Dongo!" That's okay, but the novelty wears off by the time you get to know him and call him your friend. "Hey, Devoid!" That's just... what is that? It causes the brain to trip over itself. The last names almost become moot. If that weren't enough, most people are looking at the Reverend's last name and are saying "Peewee" in their head. It's Pewee. English is the only language where "e" could sound like exactly like "ee" depending on the word it is in. Pewee is just a Barbara Walters removed from being "Perry." Dongo Perry would be some Division II name that would never even get to sniff the stage upon which Name of the Year is set, even with the honorific. And yet, somehow, he's cracked the tournament as a 2-seed.
At the end of the day, it really doesn't matter. Devoid Couch is going to have to go take a seat after this one. The Reverend will move on, but history echoes loudly with the sound of Panda dynasty. Just beyond the horizon, Dr. Megha Panda draws nearer...
Steve - 6 years ago
I don't understand the hype/buzz around Devoid Couch? Rev. Dongo Pewee is clearly the superior name.
Sigourney Glass - 6 years ago
This is a travesty.
BM Monster 4 Ever - 6 years ago
The only Rev I’d follow is one named Pewee. Obvious win.
Zackary Kelley - 6 years ago
He's a Reverend people. And his name is Dongo Pewee. He has to make it at least another round.
Mansfield - 6 years ago
This is a huge upset. My bracket is busted.
Andy - 6 years ago
Come on people, it's Devoid Couch.
Elliott - 6 years ago
This is completely backwards.
Tom - 6 years ago
This is all wrong
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Cmon folks, Peewee would be funny, Pewee is not.
Here is all you need to understand why this is a travesty. Think of these two as your friends. You see them together out in public and go to greet them. Which name is the one that stops you in your tracks because every time you hear it you automatically question how any parent could choose that for the child they are supposed to love and nurture? "Hey, Dongo!" That's okay, but the novelty wears off by the time you get to know him and call him your friend. "Hey, Devoid!" That's just... what is that? It causes the brain to trip over itself. The last names almost become moot. If that weren't enough, most people are looking at the Reverend's last name and are saying "Peewee" in their head. It's Pewee. English is the only language where "e" could sound like exactly like "ee" depending on the word it is in. Pewee is just a Barbara Walters removed from being "Perry." Dongo Perry would be some Division II name that would never even get to sniff the stage upon which Name of the Year is set, even with the honorific. And yet, somehow, he's cracked the tournament as a 2-seed.
At the end of the day, it really doesn't matter. Devoid Couch is going to have to go take a seat after this one. The Reverend will move on, but history echoes loudly with the sound of Panda dynasty. Just beyond the horizon, Dr. Megha Panda draws nearer...
I don't understand the hype/buzz around Devoid Couch? Rev. Dongo Pewee is clearly the superior name.
This is a travesty.
The only Rev I’d follow is one named Pewee. Obvious win.
He's a Reverend people. And his name is Dongo Pewee. He has to make it at least another round.
This is a huge upset. My bracket is busted.
Come on people, it's Devoid Couch.
This is completely backwards.
This is all wrong