We're about to have a Peter vs Beaver match here, people!
Chardonnay Pantastico from last year was way better.
Chardonnay Beaver is the most overrated name in this year's field. Her last name is Beaver. You can put just about any name in front of Beaver and get a chuckle from most people. And while I think having "Chardonnay" as ones moniker should only be the province of strippers and professional wrestlers, I've come across the name a few times in my life. What grabs my goat even more is many of the people voting for Chardonnay Beaver are probably the same ones who poo-pooed Mike Diaper's inclusion.
Chosen Roach was a longshot anyway, but he deserved more than a 2-to-1 route in the second round. He was the Chosen one, damn it!
R.I.P. Chosen Roach. Your candle burned out long before your legend ever did.