Q.1
"Let the women play in more feminine clothes like they do in volleyball. They could, for example, have tighter shorts."
Straight from the horse's mouth.
No way. You're making it up.
Q.10
"You write about Qatar and the working conditions. Have you been there? No. You demand answers of FIFA when you don't know the nature of the question."
Typical Sepp, brushing things under the carpet.
Never said it.
Q.2
"I will be in command of this boat called FIFA. And we will bring it back to the beach. Beach soccer can be played anywhere. But we have to work on that."
He was probably under the influence but I reckon he said that.
Not even Sepp would say something that stupid.
Q.9
"There are things that should not be discussed in public, at all. You want to know how much I am paid. Why? Asking is grotesque. Judge me on the job I do."
Yes, that's Sepp dodging a question on his pay packet.
Sepp has never spoken at such length about his salary.
Q.6
"In sports administration, Mr Samaranch has no peer. What he has done for the Olympics, I will do for FIFA and more."
That's one of the few things he said that turned out to be true.
Surely not.
Q.4
"I think in football there's too much modern slavery in transferring players or buying players here and there."
Yes, Sepp is really concerned about rich footy players being abused.
No, Sepp doesn't give a stuff about slavery anywhere.
Q.3
“We shall wonder if one day our game is played on another planet. Why not? Then we will have inter-planetary competitions.”
Yup, he said it. He's on another planet himself.
No one would talk like that.
Q.8
"I was a striker, very good and effective. I had good opportunities. But I am much better running football than playing it."
Yes, Sepp loves everything about himself.
No, he would never admit he's not perfect at everything.
Q.5
"We now have three women on the board. Say something, ladies. You are always speaking at home. Say something now."
That's just the kind of sexist thing Sepp would say.
Sure, he's a dinosaur but he wouldn't say that.
Q.7
"I am a mountain goat that keeps going and going and going, I cannot be stopped, I just keep going.”
I just hope he wasn't talking about his sex life.
I can't see Sepp comparing himself to a goat.