Q.1
All those school shootings happen because:
Too many kids buy their clothes at Target
Pesky gub'mint forces toddlers to leave their defensive handguns at home
Public schools replaced the Pledge of Allegiance with Sharia law
Other:
Q.2
Persistent voter fraud is because of:
MLK's "I Have a Dream" speech
Too many KFC's near voting booths
An excess of white people voting only once
Other:
Q.3
Low birth rates among whites are due to:
Reruns of "Glee"
Miley Cyrus twerking
Those ads for Duncan Hines' new "Packin' Fudge" Brownie Mix
Other:
Q.4
Rising sea levels can be blamed on:
Chris Christie taking a bath
Polar bears migrating south
Over-regulation of Newt's moon colony
Other:
Q.5
Obesity is the fault of:
All that cheap Russian caviar
Delicious stem-cell burgers
Paula DeenĀ® brand "Hand-Picked Cotton Candy"
Other:
Q.6
The national debt can be blamed on:
Liberal arts education
Expensive back-alley abortions
Obama's decision to pre-emptively invade Afghanistan and Iraq
Other:
Q.7
The GOP hasn't been able to impeach Obama because:
FOX under-reports his crimes
They need to get those drones off-line first
Congressional recesses keep getting in the way
Other: