1. What magazine voted You—yes, You!—its “Person of the Year” in 2006?

2. By his own admission, what is Austin Powers’s middle name?

3. In chemistry, a solution with pH 7, which is neither acidic nor basic, is called what?

4. What 1960s TV show about a World War II infantry unit aired seven episodes directed by its star, Vic Morrow?

5. What 2005 young-adult best seller begins with Bella Swan leaving Phoenix for her new home in Forks, Wash.?

What’s the "Kennection" between all five answers?