Time to test your knowledge of cows (as learned in parts 1 - 4 of The Cow Facts Trilogy)
Q.1
Of the following choices, what is the most useful bit of information you have learned about cows, so far, by reading Cow Facts?
Cows are made of leather
Cows can provide a new source of enrergy
Cows believe that, if they work at it hard enough, they can become race horses
No matter how hard a cow tries, she can never smell good
If you are going to drive a cow-powered car in New York City, you had better let the cow ride in the back seat of your car
A cow would not look good in a lime green leisure suit
Cows have a difficult time shuffling a deck of cards
The "William H. Kammerer, Jr." cow Scale was named in honor of my father, William H. Kammerer, Sr.
Q.2
If you like Oreo Cookies, you would look for a cow with a WHKJCS rating of
-3
0 - 2
3 - 5
74
Q.3
Cows named Daisy Mae are best utilized in society as a source of
Cheese
Shoes
Hamburgers
Steaks
Automobile fuel
Saddles for race horses
Fat free yogurt
Motion picture sound tracts
Q.4
If cows didn't smell so bad, I might consider
Adopting one or two as pets
Allowing my pet cows to stay in the house on especially cold nights, as long as they would promise to keep off the furniture
Bringing one to my spouse's anniversary party
Cows smell bad?
Q.5
If it suddenly became necessary for you to become a cow, would you choose to
Live in a high rise apartment in a large city
Attempt to land a gig as spokesperson for Old Spice deoderant
End up as a steak rather than a hamburger
Don a convincing disguise and open your own meat packing plant
Q.6
In your own words, describe your feelings for cows after taking this survey.