Q.1
1) What was the name of the law firm that Jeff Winger worked for before he was disbarred and forced to attend Greendale?
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Hart, Harmel & Hamish
Herve, Hamish & Hart
Hamish, Hamish & Hamlin
Hamlin, Hamish & Winger
Q.2
What meal does Professor Whitman order in the Greendale cafeteria that isn’t on the menu, all in the name of seizing the day?
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Birthday cake
Lobster
Sushi
Apple pie
Q.3
What is the name of the incredibly creepy Greendale mascot?
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The Homosapien
The Heterosexual
The Person
The Human Being
Q.4
It used to be which ferocious animal?
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The Grizzlies
The Sharks
The Wolverines
The Gorillas
Q.5
Which of these names was not used in regard to the fake Dean Pelton that Chang installed in his takeover of Greendale?
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Dean-o-Chang-er
Dean-o-doppler
Dean-o-ganger
Doppel-Deaner
Q.6
What is Greendale’s slogan in The Five A’s promotional videos?
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“You’re already accepted!”
“Enroll now, thank us later!”
“Unaccredited but good enough!”
“You could do worse!”
Q.7
Which random actor and Greendale graduate is the school’s lone claim to fame?
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Carlos Mencia
Luis Guzman
George Lopez
Josh Gad
Q.8
What is the real name of the student known affectionately as Star-Burns?
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Rich Stephenson
Leonard Rodriguez
Garrett Lambert
Alex Osbourne
Q.9
Britta Perry held several obscure jobs before she enrolled at Greendale. Which of these is one of them?
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Weed dealer
Cat walker
Foot model
Department store perfume sprayer
Q.10
What is the name of the sex toy store that Annie Edison lived above?
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The Vibratorium
Dildopolis
The French Tickler
The Porntress of Solitude
Q.11
In the study group’s Darkest Timeline, who was shot in the leg?
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Pierce
Abed
Shirley
Jeff
Q.12
What is the ranking that Pierce has obtained in the religion of Reformed Neo Buddhism?
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Level Three Lightning Plum Blossom
Level Four Fire Iris
Level Five Laser Lotus
Level Six Photon Hydrangea
Q.13
What was the name of the stripper that Shirley’s husband left her for?
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Syndee
Mysti
Jasmine
Karen
Q.14
Who is Troy’s childhood idol that he eventually left Greendale with to see the world on a boat?
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Michael Winslow
LeVar Burton
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Luis Guzman
Q.15
What was the name of the outdated space simulator that Kentucky Fried Chicken sponsored at Greendale?
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The Colonel’s Secret Recipe Shuttle
The 14-Piece Bucket of Bolts
The Finger Lickin’ Good Rocket
The Eleven Herbs and Space Experience
Q.16
What is Abed’s porn star name? (Hint: It’s a combination of his childhood school and favorite soft drink.)
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Ernest Hemingway Mountain Dew
Ralph Waldo Emerson Fresca
Henry David Thoreau Diet Squirt
F. Scott Fitzgerald Cherry 7Up
Q.17
What is the name of Dean Pelton’s Saint Bernard?
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Agatha Christie
Ray Bradbury
Edgar Allen Poe
Ellery Queen
Q.18
What was Professor Ian Duncan arrested for that led to Jeff Winger getting him off the hook?
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He tried to buy a Big Mac in a closed McDonald’s drive-thru with his pants around his ankles
He was busted flashing coeds in a busy Starbucks
He was caught ‘wanking it’ in a Burger King bathroom
He tried to order a chalupa from a highway emergency call box
Q.19
When Archie DeCoste agrees to attend Greendale and steals Magnitude’s catchphrase (“Pop! Pop!”), what does the One Man Party reluctantly choose as his replacement?
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Deez nutz!
Diggedy do!
Bang! Bang!
Alllllll right!
Q.20
What instrument does Senor Chang know how to rock?
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The dual-necked electric guitar
The accordion
The harpsichord
The keytar
