Q.1
Did you find yourself listening to Christmas songs while it was still November?
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Of course! Who wouldn’t listen to them in November?
Nope, and I still don’t listen to them now.
Q.2
Do you know any Christmas songs by heart?
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Yes, I know almost all of them!
No, I don’t even know all of Santa’s reindeer.
Q.3
Do you own at least one ugly Christmas sweater?
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I love ugly sweaters, especially at Christmas.
My fashion sense doesn’t allow me to own ugly sweaters.
Q.4
Is your Christmas tree up and decorated?
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Yes, it’s decorated so much that it might fall over!
Why even bother? It’s just a tree and who wants to clean up the mess after Christmas?
Q.5
Are you like Santa Claus, giving presents to your friends and family?
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Of course, giving is the best part of Christmas.
No. No. No.
Q.6
If you don’t like presents, would you rather ruin the fun of Christmas for others?
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Why would anyone do that?
Sounds like a good idea to me.
Q.7
Do you enjoy seeing Christmas lights on houses?
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Yes, seeing the lights is one of the coolest things to see during the holidays!
No, it makes it hard for me to enjoy my evenings with bright lights shining through the windows.
Q.8
Do you dress up your pets for the holiday?
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Yeah, it’s so cute to see them all dressed up!
Why bother? They have fur to keep them warm.
Q.9
Do you wear a Santa Claus hat out in public?
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Of course, I even have antlers for my friends.
No, I have a sense of fashion.
Q.10
Is your skin green and do you have green hair?
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What? No.
Isn’t everyone like that?