Q.1
John Boehner
If God loved poor people, they wouldn't be poor
If at first you don't succeed, shut down the government
You will find new love with a rich corporation
Other:
Q.2
Michele Bachmann
A penny saved isn't wasted on a social welfare program
Find one gay man to marry and kill all the rest
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there ISN'T a vast Muslim conspiracy
Other:
Q.3
Rush Limbaugh
A mind is a terrible thing to have
The end of times are the best of times
Nobody ever lost a dollar underestimating the taste of the American public
Other:
Q.4
Sarah Palin
Beauty fades, dumb is forever
You will find happiness with a dead moose
What, me worry?
Other:
Q.5
Mitch McConnell
A stopped clock is still correct twice a day
Jobs are wasted on the working class
When in doubt, blame the black guy
Other:
Q.6
John McCain
A strange Eskimo will enter your life
It's always darkest before it's totally black
You will slowly go insane
Other: