Build Your Own Secret Tel Aviv Post!
Hi Secret Tel Aviv! I want to
Sell
Eat
cook
lease
Stalk
Order
film
exchange
return
Learn
vent about
Sublet
ask out
Marry
Smuggle through Ben Gurion
film
Model
Rent
fix
Move
Surf
swap
Buy
Donate
work for
Date
Hire
steal
Identify
Complain about
Sleep With
Clean
several cats that live behind the AM/PM
Swedish girls on holiday
medical marijuana
An escaped ostrich in Jerusalem
The owner of the men's underwear that I found in my laundry
a tarantula in my kitchen
Holmes Gym
The Street Person On Allenby By King George with Face Tats and Sequined Skinny Jeans
my local juice vendor
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used cosmetics
a broken Iphone 4
cupcakes
The guy who lies in the Dizangoff Square Fountain
My apartment
your mom
Matisyahu tickets
my ex girlfriend
Israeli men
the Danish girl who posted a video on Secret Tel Aviv about apartment hunting
A Lone Soldier
a used pair of Uggs
a half a bottle of Arak
the lifeguard on Gordon beach
the shuk
a bikini I bought online
twin sisters looking for an apartment
a computer from the '90's
a sweater for my pet chicken
the Tachanah Merkezit
The mold in my shower
The balloon above the yarkon
"Keeping Olim in Israel"
but the problem is
(Random complaint about the French)
My pet rabbit ran away
My Vaad Bayit hates me
Your roommates are idiots
Yaffo is really far
I can't get the tahini out of my chest hair
The buses stop running Friday afternoon
Nefesh B'Nefesh keeps sexting me
Biggie Z's makes me claustrophobic
My Girlfriend's Therapist says that I'm "An Enabler"
The Misrad HaPnim only accepts faxes
I'm allergic to hummus
Dizzy Frisch says that I "made a scene"
I lost my Rav Kav
Secret Secret Secret Tel Aviv said some hurtful things about my cat
somebody on Secret Tel Aviv called me a racist
Jonny won't give me a Secret Tel Aviv card
My boyfriend keeps asking me to dress up like a Sem Girl
our dogs don't get along
The Norwegian exchange student filed a restraining order
Cofix asked me to leave
The seats on the green bikes make my butt hurt
Secret Tel Aviv keeps blocking me
Hot Cable Froze my Bank Account
Can somebody help me
Find a Yoga Class
Fix my Dud Shemesh
grow a Jewfro
hit on your neighbor
Find a Masorti Shul
convert to Judaism
build a new dog park near the Shuk
Locate a rave dance party that offers babysitting
translate something into Spanish
Sue my landlord
Get a job in Binary
tell me the bus schedule for tomorrow
Sneak across the border to Aqaba
tell me where the Shuk is
break up with my boyfriend over Skype
Escape from My Birthright Tour
get free Internet
Move to Florentin
Sell your futon
jailbreak my IPhone
Quit Bezeq
steal my bike back
grow a hipster beard
Hide my bank account
Find a sweater for a pet chicken
Asking for a friend
Asking for a friend
Asking for a friend
Asking for a friend
Asking for a friend
Asking for a friend
Asking for a friend