In 2015, what do Velcro sneakers say about a man?
He just went shopping after awakening from a 30 year coma.
The hipster wants to make them retro.
After two decades of trying, he's given up on learning to tie his laces.
Gout.
"I'm saving any passion I would bring to my shoe purchases for you, babe."
They're the most Space Age thing he can find until we get those self-lacing Nikes we were promise in Back To The Future 2.
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