In 2015, what do Velcro sneakers say about a man?
He just went shopping after awakening from a 30 year coma.
They're the most Space Age thing he can find until we get those self-lacing Nikes we were promise in Back To The Future 2.
Gout.
After two decades of trying, he's given up on learning to tie his laces.
The hipster wants to make them retro.
"I'm saving any passion I would bring to my shoe purchases for you, babe."
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