Why do you worship Science?
It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.
It has utterly destroyed all other gods.
The Earth, Cosmos, Life, and Nature goddesses call to me.
So many martyrs died for the cause of Science.
Without the testimony of Science, it is impossible to accept the Bible as true.
None may come to the Universal Laws except through Science.
Science has taken away all my sins and set me free.
Darwin made me do it.
It is the Way, the Truth, and the Life.
It provides everything we need.
The Internet testifies to its power and glory.
I have had ecstatic experiences in which I have spoken in the jargon of Scientists.
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