Best Halloween Pick Up Lines
You don’t need any candy, you’re sweet enough.
Hey Witch, Wanna go for a ride on my broomstick?
Girl you got me scared stiff.
I’d love to put my candle in your jack-o-lantern.
I was going to go as a ghost but you'll get to see my sheets later.
I’m a unicorn. In my pants.
Are you supposed to be a skeleton or are you just anorexic?
Are you dressed up as a nurse or a slut?
Trick or fuck.
Boooooooo-bs!
I’m not a werewolf but your full moon is turning me into a wolf.
A vampire as hot as you is gonna find a lot of blood in my dick.
Girl you’re looking pretty Franken-fine so let’s Franken-fuck.
I think we should go bump in the night.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
I’m a zombie, can I eat you out?
Wanna see my mask? It goes on my dick.
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