We all win in a Hoot, obviously, but if you had to pick a single winner ... which story was your favorite?
The DJ who thought he'd witnessed death by shellfish
Pot-smoking and keg stands at this summer's wedding
The annual barfing groom
The hockey family face-off
The iPod that exhausted its playlist
The garroting that wasn't
"Oh, that's nice. Does anyone want coffee?"
"I remember when he was conceived. It's kind of hard to forget when you only had sex once a year."
"WE KNOW YOU'RE TO BLAME!"
"I hope today is the worst day of your marriage."
The Kid Rock crasher
The Elvis-themed disaster
The wedding shower confession
The bride who doesn't know she wore her SIL's dress
The gift box that was left unopened
The ladies who tupperware
The runaway groom who skipped his wedding night
The angry wedding cake toppers (really, really angry figurines)
The bride who made her bridesmaids splurge
Karma for the protesting MIL
The gassy aunt's RSVP
The MIL who secretly doubled the guest list
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